By Note: This little story is so silly that most people will just laugh. A few people will look at you like you are titched. It is a good method for discovering who has a sense of humor and who is humor-challenged.
There were two little boys, about five years old, sitting in a hospital waiting room. They didn't know each other. Their Mums were off taking care of paperwork for some surgical procedures for the lads.
Eddie asked Brad, "What are they going to do to you?"
Brad answered, "I don't know. It's something called a sir, sir, sir-something."
Eddie gasped and asked, "A circumcision?"
"Yeah!" Brad responded brightly, "That's it! A sir-come-whatever-you-said!"
"Oh, man," Eddie gravely noted, "I had one of those when I was a month old, and I couldn't walk for a year!"
HAHAHA... Wow :). Although, I have to say that based on what you and your wife have written here and in your comments, there was never a doubt in my mind that the two of you are hilarious. I can only imagine the kinds of discussions you two have when confronted with the ridiculous.
By the way, I will seriously consider the fillet gloves. I really never noticed how menacing I look using knives. My grandfather taught me how to use them when I was a child, and I think he would give me a good tongue lashing to see how I have devolved.
Tiffany, as alway, you are a good sport. Thanks for taking the knife comments to heart. I don't think you'd like the nickname, 'Stubby'.
HA! You are right about the nickname :). And, I absolutely LOVED both of your comments. Made me laugh