By A stranger, new to this town, walked into a bar and ordered two beers, explaining that one was for his poor, infirm brother in the 'old country'.
He spent the rest of the evening drinking two beers at a time, always honoring his brother.. He returned for the next several nights and repeated his behavior, always ordering and drinking two beers at a go.
Finally, he arrived for the sixth evening and ordered a single beer. The bartender noticed this, and quietly asked, "So, ah, your brother, ah....?"
The stranger replied, "No, no. Me brother's fine. It's me. I've givin' up drinkin'."
Groan... that was bad :). Where are you finding these jokes? Tell Michele she needs to stop buying you the Bathroom Reader *wink*.
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