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'Sqwahr' is how a beautiful girl in our family tried to say ‘squirrel’ when she was two years old. She was embracing the human need to communicate and express, even if the attempt wasn’t perfect. Welcome to our family and other sqwahrs.
Father Goose #7
Yuck! And why the name Brie? Are we to assume that all Bries are vegan turkey lovers? Actually, that reminds me of the time I was sharing possible baby names for my BoopaLoop with a cousin of mine, and he told me that "Kristi" sounded like a stripper name. And I said, you mean unlike "Tiffany"? I guess I'll never be President.
By the way, I'm kidding about Brie. I enjoyed this Father Goose :).