I love cold-packed dill pickles, and I love onions. I was looking at an empty pickle jar recently, and realized that I could be less wasteful and create a new treat for myself: Don't throw out the pickle juice when the pickles are gone...put sliced onions into the jar!

Oh, boy, oh, boy! A full jar of cold-packed dill pickles!

Yeow! Even better! Onions and pickles! (I'll be so kissable I'll have to fight off the vultures and hyenas.)
Won't Michele be impressed?
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Don't think so fellow. Maybe you should go to the supermarket and buy a high active mouth wash....